Hipster Douchebag: David Lynch
The Contents of David Lynch’s Refrigerator

This one’s a solid 10 on the Dennis Miller Scale. So let’s make a contest out of it. Who can place the most references? Some refer to specific films, others are well known Lynchian tropes. The tags will make this a multiple choice exam. Any takers out there?
Creamed Corn
A Severed Ear
The Spice
Lesbian Carrots
A Ham Sandwich that randomly metamorphoses into a Meatball Sub
The Toddler in the Refrigerator (nephew of The Man in the Planet and The Lady in the Radiator)
A Car Accident
Mustard

Warrior Legacy Foundation
A log of no importance
Cooper’s coffee
A bunch of whippets
The stench of failure from Dune
A note apologizing for his obsession over Maclachlan
Cordially,
Uncle J
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February 7th, 2010 at 08:37
Nice! Totally agree about Kyle McLachlan.
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A 6-pack of his own urine, on standby in case he reprises Dune.
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Oh……. and don’t let Uncle Jimbo know I posted here, mmmmmkay?
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